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Weekday Wit

Death by drowning Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A: She tried to drown it.   On your game Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait […]

Weekday Wit

Blonde jokes Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.   Be careful what you say A husband and wife are shopping at their local store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their trolley. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale!” he replies. […]

Weekday Wit

Slow to catch I couldn’t figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me   The tax man A nervous taxpayer is unhappily conversing with the SARS auditor who came to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaims, “Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed […]

Weekday Wit

A little mean Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!   Listen carefully A man is walking along while carrying a dozen eggs when he met another fellow. He says to the other man, “Tell me what is in this basket and I’ll give you six eggs. If you […]