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Weekday Wit

Three rings After you get married you get three rings. The first one is the engagement ring. The second is the marriage ring. The third one is …(suffer)ring!   Of course Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they are free […]

Weekday Wit

The bright side Mary is having a tough day and stretched out on the couch for some well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moans to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me … the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily playing a game, hardly looks up and passes on some encouragement: “That’s not true, Mary. […]

Weekday Wit

Who is dumb? A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3am. The wife picks up the phone and after a few seconds replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200km inland! “and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know, someone asking if the coast is […]

Weekday Wit

Paying debts Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While some take money from tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, against a wall, and steal their possessions. Lawyer one jams something in lawyer two’s hand. Without looking, lawyer two whispers, “What is this?” to which lawyer one replies, “It’s […]