MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Strategy Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, bit by bit.   The heir A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching […]

Weekday Wit

Compromise Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: R1 000. Patient: R1 000 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like?   Circus trick A circus owner walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a show. On the table […]

Weekday Wit

A unique strategy A dentist completes his work on a patient and says, “Can you help me? Can you give a few of your loudest, most painful screams?” The patient asks, “Why Doctor? It wasn’t that bad this time.” The dentist replies, “There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I […]

Weekday Wit

Alimony “Mr. Johns, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” The divorce court judge says, “And I’ve decided to give your wife R2750 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honour,” The husband says. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”   Choice There is an Englishman, Scottsman and an […]