MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Poetic If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, Eats your food, Uses your phone, Takes your money and Never notices you […]

Weekday Wit

A betting man A woman came slaps her husband’s head while he is enjoying his morning coffee. “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Marylou’ written on it!!” she says, furiously. “Calm down, honey,” he replies. “That was the name of the dog I bet on at the race track last week.” The […]

Weekday Wit

Truthful bet A blonde and a brunette watch the news when they see a man threatening to jump off a building. The brunette says “I bet R50 he’s going to jump, what do you say?” The blonde says “Sure.” They watch for 10 minutes before he jumps. The blonde hands over the money but the […]

Weekday Wit

Thank you A patient shakes his doctor’s hand in gratitude and says: “Since we are great friends, I don’t want to insult you by offering payment. But please know that I mentioned you in my will.” “That’s very kind of you,” says the doctor emotionally before adding, “Can I see that prescription I just gave […]