MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Technique A woman notices her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she says. “Sure, it does,” he answers. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”   Um, thank you? Recently, Ellen was both insulted and complimented at the same time. She arrived at […]

Weekday Wit

Repentance After hearing a sermon on lies and deceit, a man writes to SARS, “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for R1500. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.”   What my mom taught me Logic: “If you fall off that swing and […]

Weekday Wit

Finally! One of Jill’s friends is pregnant. And she is really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of her skinniest friends.   Translating work emails I have a question                              =             I have 18 questions I’ll look into it                                     =             I’ve already forgotten about it I tried my best  […]

Weekday Wit

Miscommunication A photographer is positioning a new bride and groom for 
their wedding photos when he asks, “Have you ever modelled?” The bride’s cheeks instantly turn red. “No, I haven’t,” she says, “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupts her, “I meant him.”   Inventive An old lady’s neighbour is tearing down an old […]