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Tiger Woods One day, when a golfer is playing golf. Some tourists point and say “Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!” The golfer is happy for a split second before realising there is a tiger coming out of the woods beelining for him.   Nope it’s not hi A man dies in a horrible fire. The mortician […]

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Burger King Two blondes go out for a Whopper. They ask the server for two Whoppers but she says “We don’t sell them to blondes here.” So the two blondes wait two days, get brunette wigs and go back. They ask for the Whoppers but the server says, “No, we don’t sell Whoppers to blondes.” […]

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Burglary A drunk decides to head home but soon runs back in the bar. He asks for the phone and calls the police, “Is there a problem, sir,” asks the operator. “Yes,” replies the drunk, “Someone broke into my car, stole the steering wheel, brake and accelerator pedals and even the dashboard.” Minutes later police arrive […]

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My daddy is a lawyer Two families were waiting in line at a concession stand, their five-year-old boys start talking. “My name is Josh. What’s yours?” asks the first boy. “Adam,” replies the second. “My daddy is a doctor. Where does your daddy work?” asks Josh. Adam proudly replies, “My daddy is a lawyer.” “Honest?” asks Josh. “No, just the regular […]