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Weekday Wit

Got you A guy goes into a bar. He orders a beer and after a while he needs the toilet. Because he is afraid someone will drink his beer, he puts a note on it saying: “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”. When he returns there is another note on the beer, saying […]

Weekday Wit

Golfing profanity A minister is on the golf course when he hears a man, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. “I have often noticed,” chides the minister, “That the best golfers are not addicted to using foul language.” “Of course not,” screams the man. “What do they have to swear […]

Weekday Wit

Technical difficulties Sue turns on her computer without a keyboard connected. The computer detects there is no keyboard and it displays a ‘Keyboard Error’ message. She groans irritably, “Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn’t even a keyboard attached?”   Eat your words A little old lady answers a knock on the […]

Weekday Wit

Reverse fortunes A woman tells her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asks the friend. The woman replies, “A billionaire.”   Merry Christmas Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married: Merry Christmas to you and please don’t worry. I’m just fine considering […]