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Weekday Wit

Dangerous ground Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”   Warning: dad joke Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.   Be sure Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s […]

Weekday Wit

Dad joke Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.   Acronym Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”   Dual […]

Weekday Wit

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”   Dad joke What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.   Surcharge A dentist tells a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a R1000 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaims, “A R1000!? You […]

Weekday Wit

Good boy A woman calls an airline customer-service desk asking if she can take her dog on board. “Sure,” the airline worker says, “As long as you provide your own kennel.” She further explains, “The kennel needs to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.” The […]