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Weekday Wit

Blonde jokes Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.   Be careful what you say A husband and wife are shopping at their local store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their trolley. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale!” he replies. […]

Weekday Wit

Slow to catch I couldn’t figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me   The tax man A nervous taxpayer is unhappily conversing with the SARS auditor who came to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaims, “Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed […]

Weekday Wit

A little mean Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!   Listen carefully A man is walking along while carrying a dozen eggs when he met another fellow. He says to the other man, “Tell me what is in this basket and I’ll give you six eggs. If you […]

Weekday Wit

Inheritance A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?” His father replies, “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.”   To tell or not to tell An elderly patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, […]