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Weekday Wit

Compromise Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: R1 000. Patient: R1 000 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like?   Circus trick A circus owner walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a show. On the table […]

Weekday Wit

A unique strategy A dentist completes his work on a patient and says, “Can you help me? Can you give a few of your loudest, most painful screams?” The patient asks, “Why Doctor? It wasn’t that bad this time.” The dentist replies, “There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I […]

Weekday Wit

Alimony “Mr. Johns, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” The divorce court judge says, “And I’ve decided to give your wife R2750 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honour,” The husband says. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”   Choice There is an Englishman, Scottsman and an […]

Weekday Wit

Tiger Woods One day, when a golfer is playing golf. Some tourists point and say “Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!” The golfer is happy for a split second before realising there is a tiger coming out of the woods beelining for him.   Nope it’s not hi A man dies in a horrible fire. The mortician […]