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Weekday Wit

Mirror mirror Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks into it, and says, “WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person somewhere before…” The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, “Duh, of course you have. That’s me!”   […]

Weekday Wit

Justice “Get this,” says an English bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.” “Did he get anything?” his mates ask. “Yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”   Victory…or not The EU commissioners […]

Weekday Wit

Good reason At 7am, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarls, “There is a good reason you come waltzing in here at 7am?” “There is,” he […]

Weekday Wit

Chicken or beef? It is mealtime on an airline and the flight attendant asks a passenger if he would like dinner. “What are my choices?” he asks. “Yes or No,” she replies.   My lips are sealed At a dinner party, several guests are arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” says […]