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Weekday Wit

Just for fun After eating some chocolates, a grandson asks his grandmother what vitamins they have in them. She says, “I doubt there are any at all.” He replies wide-eyed, “You mean these are just for fun?”   Big mistake  A police officer in a small town stops a motorist who is speeding down Main […]

Weekday Wit

Literal interpretation Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.   The inventor or dancing Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.”   A shoe warning The sales clerk in a shoe […]

Weekday Wit

Kid logic Trying to come to the aid of his father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the litle tyke piped up, “Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!”   Unexpected answers Why do petrol station managers keep their bathrooms locked? Because they are scared someone might sneak in and clean […]

Weekday Wit

Think quickly Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.   Name inspiration My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids. His sister, Chewbacca, and his brother, Boba Fett, are […]