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Weekday Wit

Crossed lines At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacks a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellows, “That you accepted R50 000 to compromise this case?” The witness stares out the window, as though he hasn’t heard. “Did you accept R50 000 to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeats. The witness is still silent. The judge […]

Weekday Wit

Genie in a bottle A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk along an island beach when they find a magic lamp with a genie in, so they get one wish each. The brunette says: “I miss my family, I wish I was home again.” With a puff of smoke she disappears. The redhead wishes for the […]

Weekday Wit

Poetic If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, Eats your food, Uses your phone, Takes your money and Never notices you […]

Weekday Wit

A betting man A woman came slaps her husband’s head while he is enjoying his morning coffee. “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Marylou’ written on it!!” she says, furiously. “Calm down, honey,” he replies. “That was the name of the dog I bet on at the race track last week.” The […]