Weekday Wit

 

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Run!

A blonde and a brunette go to the basement in the dark to find a wrench when the blonde screams, “Something brushed against my right leg!!” “Really?! Are you sure?” “Yes! And it keeps doing it!” she screams running around. Then she stops and thinks for a second. “Hold on, that was just my left leg.”

Wishful thinking

A woman is taking an afternoon nap. When she wakes up, she tells her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he says. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Geography

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Class: Maria did.

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