Weekday Wit

 

TMI

One shop owner asks another, “So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you’re looking for a night guard?”
“Yeah, we got robbed last night.”

 

Just checking

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *Walks away*

 

Mic drop

A little boy asks his dad, “What’s a man?”

The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”

His son says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

 

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