Weekday Wit

 

Slow to catch

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

 

The tax man

A nervous taxpayer is unhappily conversing with the SARS auditor who came to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaims, “Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in South Africa. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.”

“Thank goodness,” returns Mr. Carr, “I thought you were going to want cash!”

 

Cold water

A boy goes to his grandfather’s house for a week. On the first night at dinner he finds thick, slimy goo on his plate, so he says to his grandfather “Grandpa is this plate clean?”
“As clean as cold water can get them,” his grandfather answers.

This goes on for the rest of the week. On the last day when the boy is leaving the dog wouldn’t let him through. So, he says “Grandpa your dog won’t let me through.”

His grandfather replies “Cold Water, go lie down”

 

 

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