Q&A
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle?
A: All his feathers are combed to one side.
Cyber security
During a recent password audit by a company, it is found that a blonde employee is using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento.
When asked why she has such a long password, she rolls her eyes and say: “Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital.”
Well…theoretically…
A student complains that her correct answers are marked incorrectly:
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last battle.
Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page.
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A: Liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage.
Q5: What is the main reason for failure?
A: Exams.
Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half.
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