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August 4, 2022 by MasterTorque

Weekday Wit

Weekday Wit
August 4, 2022 by MasterTorque

Corporate Lesson

A crow is sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit sees the crow, and asks him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answers: “Sure, why not.”

So, the rabbit sits on the ground below the crow, and rests. All of a sudden, a fox appears, jumps on the rabbit and eats it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

 

Q&A:

Q: What’s the definition of minor surgery?

A: An operation performed on somebody else.

 

Airline Dictionary

Passenger – A herding creature of widely varying intellect, usually found in pairs or small groups. Often will become vicious and violent in simple and easily rectified situations. When frightened or confused these creatures collect into a group called a ‘line.’ This ‘line’ has no set pattern and is usually formed in inconvenient places.
Position Closed – This is a sign posted at various counter locations, which when interpreted by the passenger says, ‘Form line here.’

Flight Schedule – An entertaining work of paperback fiction.

 

 

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