Airline Dictionary
Baggage Claim: The most difficult area of the airport to find. It is usually hidden by numerous signs saying, ‘Baggage Claim Area.’
On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown.
Carry On Bag: An item, usually of large dimensions, which somehow managed to fit under the passenger’s seat on the inbound flight. Regardless of what the passenger says the following are not acceptable as carry-on items: bicycles, steamer trunks, refrigerators, truck tires, or wide screen smart TVs.
Who is responsible?
Who came up with ‘Take your kids to work day?’ Is this really necessary? Aren’t we already surrounded by people who need constant supervision?
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A man piloting a hot-air balloon discovers he has wandered far off course and is hopelessly lost. He descends to a lower altitude and locates a man down on the ground. He lowers the balloon to within hearing distance and shouts, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot-air balloon, about thirty feet above this field.”
“You must work in information technology,” says the balloonist.
“Yes, I do,” replies the man. “And how did you know that?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “What you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone.”
The man below says, “You must work in management.”
“I do,” replies the balloonist, “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect my immediate help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault!”
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