Quick question
A blonde is new to guard duty at the main gate of a naval base. She is given strict orders to admit only vehicles with a special permit. When she attempts to stop a car whose passenger is an admiral, the officer tells the driver to ignore the guard and drive on.
The blonde responds, “I’m sorry sir, I’m new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?”
Q&A
Q: Who talks in someone else’s sleep?
A: An accounting professor.
Customer service
A man confided to a friend, “I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra mile.”
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