You or me?
“I can’t find a cause to your illness,” a doctor tells an elderly patient, “I suspect it may be due to alcohol consumption.”
“In that case,” the old man responds, “I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
Q&A
Q: Why have laboratories switched from rats to lawyers for their experiments?
A: There are some things that you can’t get rats to do.
Why wait?
On a trip home from France a haggard looking mom walks into the customs area with eight children, all under age 10. Collecting their many suitcases the nine of them enter the cramped customs area. A young customs official watches the large entourage in disbelief.
“Ma’am,” he says, “Do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”
“Yes, sir,” she says with a sigh, “They’re all mine.”
The customs agent begins his interrogation: “Ma’am do you have any weapons, contraband or drugs in your possession?”
“Sir,” she calmly answers, “If I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”
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