Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.
My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids. His sister, Chewbacca, and his brother, Boba Fett, are less amused.
“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” a doctor asks his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”
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