Word game
What starts with an ‘O,’ ends with ‘nions’ and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions
Aging
My son was spending way too much time playing computer games so I said: “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”
He considered this for a moment and replied: “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was the President of the United States of America.”
Final wishes
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
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