Weekday Wit

 

Literal interpretation

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?

 

Punctuation

I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong.

I am giving up. Drinking for a month.

 

Funny guy

A man lost his watch at a party once. When he eventually found it, he then saw a guy step on it while harassing a girl. He walked up and punched him right on the nose.

“No one does that to a girl…not on my watch.”

 

 

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