Slow Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Homing beacon Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some […]
Not quite… A teacher says to her class, “We learnt how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times but there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?” “Aces,” says Sarah.’ Oops A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front […]
You win! The father of five children wins a toy at a raffle. He calls his kids together to ask which one should get it. “Who is the most obedient?” he asks. “Who never talks back to mom? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answer in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.” […]