MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Slow Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.   Homing beacon Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some […]

Weekday Wit

Not quite… A teacher says to her class, “We learnt how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times but there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?” “Aces,” says Sarah.’   Oops A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front […]

Weekday Wit

You win! The father of five children wins a toy at a raffle. He calls his kids together to ask which one should get it. “Who is the most obedient?” he asks. “Who never talks back to mom? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answer in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.” […]

Weekday Wit

Problem-solving Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.   The laws of golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural […]