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Weekday Wit

Choosing wisely When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.   Fishing rink A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses […]

Weekday Wit

Follow the light A guy walks into a dentist’s office and says, “I think I’m a moth.” The dentist replies, “You shouldn’t be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist…” The guys replies, “I am seeing a psychiatrist.” The dentist says, “Well then what are you doing here?” And the guy says, “Your light was […]

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Parking woes How to parallel park: Step 1: park somewhere else   Positivity Mae was delighted to find a compliment about her parking skills one day when she found a little note on her windshield that said ‘Parking Fine.’   Don’t answer too quickly Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I was […]

Weekday Wit

Redundant John is getting to know his new co-workers. He asks the new co-worker why he left his old job. “It was something my boss said,” he replied. “What did your boss say?” John asks. “You’re fired.”   Interview Jane says she has a telephonic interview that day. Her friend reassures her, “Just be yourself.” […]