Beware of the dog A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor. “Is that the dog we’re supposed to be aware of?” he asks the owner. “That’s him,” comes the reply. “He doesn’t look at all dangerous to me. […]
Emergency contact Joe’s wife’s clinic called him on his home number to tell him that they couldn’t accept 911 as her emergency contact. Skydiving… or not Me: I’m going to go skydiving for my 40th birthday. Should be fun, but it costs R1400. My Uncle G: You’re going to pay R1400 to jump out of a […]
Golfing profanity A minister is on the golf course when he hears a man, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. “I have often noticed,” chides the minister, “That the best golfers are not addicted to using foul language.” “Of course not,” screams the man. “What do they have to swear […]