Technique A woman notices her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she says. “Sure, it does,” he answers. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” Um, thank you? Recently, Ellen was both insulted and complimented at the same time. She arrived at […]
Repentance After hearing a sermon on lies and deceit, a man writes to SARS, “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for R1500. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.” What my mom taught me Logic: “If you fall off that swing and […]
Miscommunication A photographer is positioning a new bride and groom for their wedding photos when he asks, “Have you ever modelled?” The bride’s cheeks instantly turn red. “No, I haven’t,” she says, “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupts her, “I meant him.” Inventive An old lady’s neighbour is tearing down an old […]