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Weekday Wit

Countries What is the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.   Curiosity A friend of mine recently hosted a dinner party for his family, and invited everyone from far and wide to come. Everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well; it would be a […]

Weekday Wit

Living or dead Patrick is looking for a management position and has a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wants to learn something about Patrick’s personality, so he asks him, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” Patrick thought for […]

Weekday Wit

Simple difference What is the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates   Feelings Therapist: I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings. Patient: I can’t say that I am surprised   Hypochondriac Ann: I heard that you are a hypochondriac. Stan: Well, my doctor says I’m not, but I […]

Weekday Wit

Orange I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night… It took me a while to work out that it was just a Fanta sea   Maths While most puns make me feel numb, maths puns make me feel number.   Sleeping Most people have trouble sleeping… I can do […]