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Weekday Wit

Out the mouths of kids When Suzy gets home, she tells her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad tells her to sit down and tell him all about it. She says: “Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!” Bad choice On the […]

Weekday Wit

Scaring the daylights out of kids After putting her kids to bed, a mother changes into old clothes and proceeds to wash her hair. As she hears them getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grows thin. She throws a towel around her head and storms into their room, putting them back to bed with […]

Weekday Wit

Feat of strength A strong young man at a construction site brags he can outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He specially targets an older workman, who soon has enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he says. “I bet a week’s wages I can haul something in a wheelbarrow […]

Weekday Wit

Operating instructions A man walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The man is suitably impressed and buys it. The next day he returns it, saying, “This chainsaw is defective. It only cut down […]