MasterDrive Humour Archives

Weekday Wit

2020-02-18

Nose manufacturing A slightly confused little girl asks her mother, “Where does the doctor get the new noses to replace the old ones?” The mother replies, “They have a place that manufactures them, it’s called the ‘olfactory.’” An effective cure A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup. Three […]

Weekday Wit

2020-02-11

Depression While shopping for a bathroom scale, a lady finds one that tracks not only weight but also body fat, bone mass, and water percentage. Instead she chooses a low-tech model. She explains, “I don’t need to be depressed four ways; one is quite enough.” Clear evidence A lawyer cross-examines a doctor about whether […]

Weekday Wit

2020-02-04

24/7 I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He replies, “Yes, but not in a row!” Two liners Parallel lines have so much in common. It is a shame they […]

Weekday Wit

2020-01-21

Death by drowning Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A: She tried to drown it. On your game Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait […]