Scaring the daylights out of kids After putting her kids to bed, a mother changes into old clothes and proceeds to wash her hair. As she hears them getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grows thin. She throws a towel around her head and storms into their room, putting them back to bed with […]
Feat of strength A strong young man at a construction site brags he can outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He specially targets an older workman, who soon has enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he says. “I bet a week’s wages I can haul something in a wheelbarrow […]
Operating instructions A man walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The man is suitably impressed and buys it. The next day he returns it, saying, “This chainsaw is defective. It only cut down […]