Hold on tightly Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. You’ve got mail An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband is on a business trip and is planning to […]
Not that light Father: Son, please check if the headlights are on. Son: No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.. Poisonous mushrooms or else A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” […]
Serious concentration Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said ‘concentrate’ on it. Living the life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she […]
Competition An American, Frenchman and Italian are arguing about the best car. The American says: “We invented the Ford, you press a button and the car roof opens.” The French says: “We invented the Renault, you press a button and the boot opens.” Then the Italian says: We invented the Fiat, you kick it and […]