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Weekday Wit

Q&A Question: What is the worst part of office Christmas parties? Answer: Looking for a job the next day.   Worst gifts The gift of a free membership to weight watchers. A ride-on vacuum cleaner – especially when she is expecting her favourite perfume. A Solar powered flashlight. A gift certificate to McDonalds. Membership to […]

Weekday Wit

Staying classy Joe was staying in a luxurious hotel where the towels were so thick that he could hardly close his suitcase.   Timeous service While going through his deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim stub for a shoe repair. Curious, he goes to the store and hands the ticket to the […]

Weekday Wit

Weight loss programme One friend complains to another, “All my husband and I do any more is fight. I’ve been so upset, I’ve lost 10kg.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asks the other friend. “I’d like to lose another 7kg first.”   Giving back Walking along the beach, a man […]

Weekday Wit

Do you lift One night, while a family is out for supper at a Mediterranean restaurant, one of the group asks a question about the appetizers, “Where do you get your mussels?” The young waitress blushes, looks sheepishly at her biceps and quietly answers, “Cross-training?”   Thinking out the box Fresh out of gift ideas, […]