Word game What starts with an ‘O,’ ends with ‘nions’ and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions Aging My son was spending way too much time playing computer games so I said: “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” He considered this for a moment […]
Slight misunderstanding A boss told his employee that as a security guard it is the employee’s job to watch the office. He is on season 6 but he is not really sure what it’s got to do with security. Sixth sense I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something terrible is about to happen. […]
Speech impediment Interviewer: How do you explain this four-year gap on your CV. Me: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s really impressive! You’re hired. Me: Thanks, I really need this yob. Slight misunderstanding My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. […]