Recording on an Australian tax help line If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2. Of course I know Lara: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is? Father: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know […]
More or less A cable repairman asked a man what time it was. The man answered, “It is between 8am and 1pm.” Bad memory An old man’s memory is getting bad, so he asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?” “You mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist. He replies to the astonished pharmacist, […]
The good and the bad Two old friends, Ned and John, lived for baseball. Then one day, John died, leaving Ned inconsolable. A few weeks later, Ned heard someone calling his name. He looked up. Standing on a cloud was his old pal. “Ned,” John called down, “I have good news and bad. The good […]
Fonts Comic Sans and Calibri walk into a bar. “Hey get out of here,” shouts the bartender, “We don’t serve your type here!” What is an adjective? During a lesson about adjectives, an elementary school teacher asks her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn. Impressed by his […]