MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Word game What starts with an ‘O,’ ends with ‘nions’ and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions   Aging My son was spending way too much time playing computer games so I said: “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” He considered this for a moment […]

Weekday Wit

Slight misunderstanding A boss told his employee that as a security guard it is the employee’s job to watch the office. He is on season 6 but he is not really sure what it’s got to do with security.   Sixth sense I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something terrible is about to happen. […]

Weekday Wit

Which comes first I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I will let you know.   Punning it Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint Me: I Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word   Bad decisions I saw my wife, slightly drink, yelling at the TV: “Don’t […]

Weekday Wit

Speech impediment Interviewer: How do you explain this four-year gap on your CV. Me: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s really impressive! You’re hired. Me: Thanks, I really need this yob.   Slight misunderstanding My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. […]