MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Not that light Father: Son, please check if the headlights are on. Son: No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes..   Poisonous mushrooms or else A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” […]

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Serious concentration Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said ‘concentrate’ on it.   Living the life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she […]

Weekday Wit

Competition An American, Frenchman and Italian are arguing about the best car. The American says: “We invented the Ford, you press a button and the car roof opens.” The French says: “We invented the Renault, you press a button and the boot opens.” Then the Italian says: We invented the Fiat, you kick it and […]

Weekday Wit

Blonde Q&A Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.   Not quite A man who was in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he could be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, […]