Blonde Q&A Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Not quite A man who was in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he could be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, […]
Three rings After you get married you get three rings. The first one is the engagement ring. The second is the marriage ring. The third one is …(suffer)ring! Of course Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they are free […]
The bright side Mary is having a tough day and stretched out on the couch for some well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moans to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me … the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily playing a game, hardly looks up and passes on some encouragement: “That’s not true, Mary. […]
Who is dumb? A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3am. The wife picks up the phone and after a few seconds replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200km inland! “and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know, someone asking if the coast is […]