The rescue Driving through the university, a professor sees a student running fast. Snarling at his heels are 3 huge dogs. Intent on rescue, the professor comes to a halt and threw open the door. “Hurry, get in!” He shouts. “You are the greatest,” the youth gasps. “Most people won’t offer me a lift when […]
Choices After a lengthy delay for plane repairs, the passengers are impatient but quit complaining when the pilot says: “Look at it this way: wouldn’t you rather be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here? Modest math Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch […]
Slow Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Homing beacon Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some […]