MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

The rescue Driving through the university, a professor sees a student running fast. Snarling at his heels are 3 huge dogs. Intent on rescue, the professor comes to a halt and threw open the door. “Hurry, get in!” He shouts. “You are the greatest,” the youth gasps. “Most people won’t offer me a lift when […]

Weekday Wit

Choices After a lengthy delay for plane repairs, the passengers are impatient but quit complaining when the pilot says: “Look at it this way: wouldn’t you rather be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here?   Modest math Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch […]

Weekday Wit

Why you should get a dog 1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that […]

Weekday Wit

Slow Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.   Homing beacon Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some […]