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Weekday Wit

Limited time A distraught senior citizen dialled her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she asks, “That the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” says the doctor. There was a moment of silence before the woman replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition […]

Weekday Wit

Who has it worse? Two criminals are taking a walk deep in the woods one dark night. “Boy, it sure is creepy out here,” says the first outlaw. “How do you think I feel?” asks his companion. “I have to walk back alone.”   Unexpected When a daydreaming taxi driver accidentally drives past his destination, […]

Weekday Wit

Putt-putt The police are called to an apartment and find a woman standing over a lifeless man, holding a bent and twisted two-iron. The detective asks, “Is that your husband?” “Yes,” replies the woman. “Did you hit him with the golf club?” “Yes, I did,” sobs the woman. “How many times did you hit him?” […]

Weekday Wit

Ultimate punishment After a husband and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.” To which her mother replies, “No, no, darling. He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”   A bug’s life A couple of […]