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Weekday Wit

Paying debts Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While some take money from tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, against a wall, and steal their possessions. Lawyer one jams something in lawyer two’s hand. Without looking, lawyer two whispers, “What is this?” to which lawyer one replies, “It’s […]

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Miscommunication There are 3 bikers Poop, Manners and Shut up. Poop fell off his motorcycle and Manners went to help him. Shut Up is pulled over by a cop. “What’s your name?” “Shut Up.” “No what’s your name?” “Shut up.” “I’ll ask you one more time what is your name?” “Shut Up!” “Where are your […]

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Convenient First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?” Second soldier: “No way, Jose!” First soldier: “Why ever not?” Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”   Have you? A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over […]

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Play on words Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.   Life of Riley A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer enquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look at […]