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Weekday Wit

Thank you…not A man is struggling to find a parking space. “Lord,” he prays. “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up drinking and be a good person.” Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says: […]

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Gossip Jamie: Is there a rehab for gossiping? Karen: I don’t know but if there is, I’ll tell you who needs it…   Point proven A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired blonde jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to […]

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Tell me why Question: Why do they lock the doors to petrol station bathrooms? Answer: Because they are afraid someone will sneak in and clean them   Nip/Tuck In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have […]

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Dangerous ground Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”   Warning: dad joke Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.   Be sure Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s […]