MasterDrive Humour

 

Weekday Wit

Not quite… A teacher says to her class, “We learnt how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times but there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?” “Aces,” says Sarah.’   Oops A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front […]

Weekday Wit

You win! The father of five children wins a toy at a raffle. He calls his kids together to ask which one should get it. “Who is the most obedient?” he asks. “Who never talks back to mom? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answer in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.” […]

Weekday Wit

Problem-solving Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.   The laws of golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural […]

Weekday Wit

Hold on tightly Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.   You’ve got mail An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband is on a business trip and is planning to […]