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Weekday Wit

Choices After a lengthy delay for plane repairs, the passengers are impatient but quit complaining when the pilot says: “Look at it this way: wouldn’t you rather be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here?   Modest math Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch […]

Weekday Wit

Why you should get a dog 1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that […]

Weekday Wit

Slow Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.   Homing beacon Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some […]

Weekday Wit

Not quite… A teacher says to her class, “We learnt how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times but there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?” “Aces,” says Sarah.’   Oops A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front […]