Weekday Wit

 

Orange

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night…

It took me a while to work out that it was just a Fanta sea

 

Maths

While most puns make me feel numb, maths puns make me feel number.

 

Sleeping

Most people have trouble sleeping… I can do it with my eyes closed.

 

 

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