Weekday Wit

 

Simple difference

What is the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates

 

Feelings

Therapist: I’ve concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings.
Patient: I can’t say that I am surprised

 

Hypochondriac

Ann: I heard that you are a hypochondriac.
Stan: Well, my doctor says I’m not, but I spent 3 days reading about it on the internet and I have all the symptoms

 

 

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