Countries
What is the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
Curiosity
A friend of mine recently hosted a dinner party for his family, and invited everyone from far and wide to come. Everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well; it would be a fabulous gathering.
All during the sit-down dinner, one four-year-old girl just stared at her uncle who was sitting across from her at the table.
The little girl could hardly eat her food for staring at him.
The uncle, aware that she kept staring at him, wondered what was wrong with his appearance.
He checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him.
He tried his best to just ignore her, but finally his curiosity was too much for him.
He asked her “Why are you staring at me Frances?”
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet while the guests waited for her response.
The little girl said, “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”
Judges
Two judges who were both from small towns, were arrested for speeding on the same day.
Rather than call in a visiting judge, each of the judges who had been caught speeding agreed to hear the other’s case.
The first judge took the bench, while the second judge stood at the defendant’s table.
The defendant admitted his guilt and the sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs.
Then, the two judges switched places.
The second judge admitted that he was speeding too.
The first judge immediately fined him R250 and ordered him to pay court fees.
Upon hearing this the second judge was furious. “I suspended your fine and costs but you threw the book at me,” he fumed.
The first judge looked at him and replied, “This is the second such case we have had in here today. Someone has to get tough about all this speeding.”
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