More or less
A cable repairman asked a man what time it was. The man answered, “It is between 8am and 1pm.”
Bad memory
An old man’s memory is getting bad, so he asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.
He replies to the astonished pharmacist, “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
Love of food
Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
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