Weekday Wit

 

Miscommunication

A photographer is positioning a new bride and groom for 
their wedding photos when he asks, “Have you ever modelled?”

The bride’s cheeks instantly turn red. “No, I haven’t,” she says, “But I always thought …”

The photographer interrupts her, “I meant him.”

 

Inventive

An old lady’s neighbour is tearing down an old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor. The old lady asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat and the neighbour agreed.

Six months later, the old lady invited her neighbour to her home. There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren

 

Not quite a compliment

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

 

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