A photographer is positioning a new bride and groom for their wedding photos when he asks, “Have you ever modelled?”
The bride’s cheeks instantly turn red. “No, I haven’t,” she says, “But I always thought …”
The photographer interrupts her, “I meant him.”
An old lady’s neighbour is tearing down an old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor. The old lady asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat and the neighbour agreed.
Six months later, the old lady invited her neighbour to her home. There she showed off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren
Not quite a compliment
Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”
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