One of Jill’s friends is pregnant. And she is really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of her skinniest friends.
Translating work emails
I have a question = I have 18 questions
I’ll look into it = I’ve already forgotten about it
I tried my best = I did the bare minimum
Happy to discuss further = Don’t ask me about this again
No worries = You really messed up this time
Take care = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me
Mary’s collection of vintage kitchen utensils includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery.
She tells her friend, “It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so I use it as both.”
When not in use, it sits prominently displayed in a decorative ceramic utensil caddy in her kitchen. She discovered the mystery of the spoon/spatula recently when she found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale. It’s a pooper-scooper.
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