Weekday Wit

 

Redundant

John is getting to know his new co-workers. He asks the new co-worker why he left his old job. “It was something my boss said,” he replied.

“What did your boss say?” John asks.

“You’re fired.”

 

Interview

Jane says she has a telephonic interview that day.

Her friend reassures her, “Just be yourself.”

Jane took the advice and didn’t answer the call.

 

Empty apology

My boss, on Friday: “This is the fifth day in a row that you’ve been late.”

Me: “Well, I can promise it won’t happen tomorrow.”

 

 

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