John is getting to know his new co-workers. He asks the new co-worker why he left his old job. “It was something my boss said,” he replied.
“What did your boss say?” John asks.
Jane says she has a telephonic interview that day.
Her friend reassures her, “Just be yourself.”
Jane took the advice and didn’t answer the call.
My boss, on Friday: “This is the fifth day in a row that you’ve been late.”
Me: “Well, I can promise it won’t happen tomorrow.”
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