Weekday Wit

 

Parking woes

How to parallel park:

Step 1: park somewhere else

 

Positivity

Mae was delighted to find a compliment about her parking skills one day when she found a little note on her windshield that said ‘Parking Fine.’

 

Don’t answer too quickly

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What…?

 

 

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