Weekday Wit

 

Who has it worse?

Two criminals are taking a walk deep in the woods one dark night.
“Boy, it sure is creepy out here,” says the first outlaw.
“How do you think I feel?” asks his companion. “I have to walk back alone.”

 

Unexpected

When a daydreaming taxi driver accidentally drives past his destination, his passenger gently taps him on the shoulder from the back seat.
Startled, the driver goes through a red light and almost hits a bus before he pulls over. As he tries to catch his breath, the passenger says, “I’m sorry I gave you a jolt—it was my fault.”
“No, it was mine,” the driver says. “This is my first day driving a cab. For the past 25 years, I drove a hearse.”

 

Cost-saving

A man walks into a barbershop and asks how much for a haircut.
“One hundred Rand,” the barber answers.
“And for a shave?” he asks
“Fifty Rand.”
“All right,” he says, settling into the barber chair. “Shave my head.”

 

 

 

 

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