A distraught senior citizen dialled her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she asks, “That the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” says the doctor.
There was a moment of silence before the woman replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because this prescription is marked ‘No Refills.’”
An elderly gentleman walked into an upscale cocktail lounge. Well-dressed, with a flower pinned to his lapel, he cut a suave figure. Seated at the bar is a fine-looking lady of a certain age. The gentleman walked over, sat beside her, ordered a drink, then turned to her to ask, “Tell me, good-looking, do I come here often?”
A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing R100 bills into the elephant exhibit.
“Why are you doing that?” asks the keeper.
“The sign says it’s okay,” replies the visitor.
“No, it doesn’t.”
“Yes, it does. It says, ‘Do not feed. R100 fine.’”
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