Backseat driver

An elderly lady is driving her three-year-old granddaughter, Nevaeh, to day-care one morning after a heavy snowfall.

She says to her, “Everything is so very white, Grandma doesn’t even know where the road is.”

The little girl innocently replies, “Grandma, it’s under the snow.”

Put a ring on it

A little boy is sitting beside a lady in the hospital waiting room. He looks at all the rings on her fingers, then exclaims, “You must have had a lot of husbands!”

Harsh critic

Liam is his own harshest critic. At five years old, he looked down at the crayons he was colouring with and sighed. When he was two, this was not what he saw himself doing at five.

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