Weekday Wit

 

Redundant

Amy was in the emergency room when a young male nurse came in to ask routine medical questions.

Nurse: Have you ever had a hysterectomy?
Amy: Yes.
Nurse: When?
Amy: 2017.
Nurse: Do you think you could be pregnant?
Amy: Do you think this is the right career for you?

 

Aging

“This is your great-grandma and great grandpa,” a grandmother told her grandson as she handed him a photo of her parents.

“Do you think I look like them?”
He shook his head. “Not yet.”

 

Staying simple

While shopping for a bathroom scale, a lady finds one that tracks not only weight but also body fat, bone mass, and water percentage. She left that one in favour of a low-tech model, telling the salesperson, “I don’t need to be depressed four ways; one is quite enough.”

 

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