Weekday Wit

 

Hide and seek

Thando tried to organise a hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

 

Dad joke

Vegan teenager: “People who sell meat are gross!”

Dad: “People who sell veggies are grocer.”

 

I’ll call back

A film producer calls his friend, another producer.

“Hey, how are you doing?” he asks.

“Well!” responds the friend. “I just sold a screenplay for R200 000. I also wrote a novel and got a R50 000 advance from the publisher. I have a new TV series airing next week, and everyone says it’s going to be a hit. I’m doing great! How are you?”

“OK,” says the first producer. “I’ll call you back when you’re alone.”

 

 

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