Text language
A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?”
He texts back, “I don’t know, love you and talk to you later.”
The mom replies, “It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister. Love you too.”
A problem
Mary’s sunglasses are prescription so when they were stolen, two people could no longer see.
Dad joke
What happens when you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN?
They get really upset.
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