Shareholder
The businessman calls his less than ambitious son into his office and announces he decided to make him a full time partner in the company. “Which part of the company would you like to be in charge of, son?” he asks.
“Well,” the son answers, “I don’t like working in the shipping department, and I don’t like being in sales, and I’d rather not be in the bookkeeping department–”
“Listen,” the father says, “As a full partner, what would you like most?”
“Hmmm,” the son ponders, “I guess, most of all, I’d like you to buy me out.”
Jocks
Three Alabama football players were driving down a road in a pickup truck and saw three Alburn football players standing beside the road. They stopped and asked the Auburn players if they need a ride. The Auburn players said yes, opened the tail gait and jumped in.
They drove away at a pretty good speed. Later the driver had to swerve to the left to avoid hitting a cow and sailed over a cliff into a deep lake. The Alabama players swam to the top and waited several minutes for the Auburn players who finally came to the surface.
An Alabama player asked “What happened to you guys?”
An Auburn player replies “We couldn’t get the tail gate open.”
Wrong store
After selling their tomatoes and squash at the flee market, Bubba and Elwood were driving down the street in and saw a sign that read “Shirts $2, trousers $5.
Bubba tells his brother Elwood, “We could buy a bunch of them shirts and trousers and sell them back home and make a fortune.”
Elwood agreed. So, they park the bakkie, walk in the store and tell the clerk they want to buy a bunch of them shirts and trousers advertised in the window.
The clerk looks at them and says, “You boys aren’t from around here, are you?”
Bubba replies, “How’d y’all know?”
“Because,” responds the clerk, “This is a dry cleaner.”
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