Correct fail
A teacher was giving a young student a mental maturity test. One image showed an incomplete stick figure missing an arm and a leg. She asks him, “What does this person need?”
The student responds, “A wheelchair?”
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created:
- God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
- God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
- God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
- God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
- God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage out.
- God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
- As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
- Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
- As the Bible says, ‘It is not good for man to be alone!’
- When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!
Untrustworthy accomplice
A blonde went to visit her husband in prison. On her way out she told the guard to stop working her husband so hard.
The guard says, “Are you kidding? All he does is eat and sleep.”
The blonde responds, “I know that is not true. He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months.”
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