Not quite
A history teacher asks a teenage student to name three wars.
Her response, “The Civil War, the Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.”
Accents
A West Virginia coal miner was bragging about his vacation, saying, “I took my wife to the West Indies.”
A friend asks, “Jamaica?”
“No,” the miner replies, “She wanted to go.”
Repurposing
A manager catches a blonde co-worker helping herself to company trash bags and asks her why she thought she can take the bags.
She responds, “Well, they’re just going to throw them away.”
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