Disappointment
A little boy comes home from kindergarten in tears.
“What’s wrong?” his mother asks.
The little fellow says, “The teacher told us to eat the popcorn and then we could read. I ate the popcorn, and I still can’t read!”
Job of convenience
A blonde job applicant was filling out a job application.
When she came to the question, “Position wanted,” she wrote “Sitting.”
Academic career
Two men were talking about their college kids.
One asks, “What is your son going to be when he gets out of college?”
The other fellow says, “Senile.”
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