Can’t get it to stick
A man runs into his dermatologist at a bar, “Did that mud pack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?” the dermatologist asks.
“It sure did, the man replies, “But it keeps falling off.”
A favourable mix-up
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously makes a painful announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don’t know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologise for this mistake and inconvenience.”
When the muttering of the passengers dies down, she continues, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our five-hour flight.”
Her next announcement came about two hours later: “If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”
Questions to not ask in a job interview
- What does your company do?
- Can I come to work in my pajamas?
- If not, will I be able to work from home?
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