Happy wife, happy life
“William, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”
“That’s great, honey! Should I pack for the beach, the mountains, or what?”
“Who cares? Just get out.”
Bad time to be blonde
A blonde woman was on trial for armed robbery.
When the jury foreman announced, not guilty, the woman shouted, “That’s awesome! Does that mean I can keep the money?”
Engineer’s Companion
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him saying, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week.”
The engineer tkes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want.”
Again, the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog — now that’s cool.”
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