Metaphors of life
When you’re dead you don’t know it; The pain is felt by others still living. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.
Unfortunate turn of events
A man comes home from the doctor’s office looking very worried. His wife asks, “What’s wrong?’
He says, “The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.”
She says, “So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives.”
“I know,” he replies, “But the doctor only gave me five pills.”
Interesting marketing strategies
A gorgeous young woman asks the manager of a designer boutique, “May I try on that dress in the window?”
“Go ahead,” the manager replies.
“Maybe it will attract business.”
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