9-5 Allergy
Patient to doctor: “I’ve lost my will to live – except on weekends.”
Accurately distasteful
A man is describing one of his unpopular neighbours: “They are in the iron and steel business. She irons and he steals.”
Undesirable success
A man complains to the hospital that after his wife had surgery, she no longer wanted to be with him.
A hospital spokesman replies, “Your wife was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight.”
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