The intelligence test
A little boy goes up to his father and asks, “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?”
The father replies, “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.”
Trick psychology
A blonde tries to sell her old car. She is having a lot of problems selling it because the car has 250 000km on it.
One day, she tells her problem to a brunette she works with at a salon. The brunette tells her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replies the blonde, “If I can just sell the car.”
“Okay,” says the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50 000km. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore.”
The following weekend, the blonde makes the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asks the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replies the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50 000km on it.”
Not what you’re expecting
A frog phones the psychic hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
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