Q&A
Q: What happens when you play country music backwards?
A: Your dog comes back, you get your truck back, and your momma gets out of jail.
Give me a fright
A man walks into a doctor’s office just as a nun is running out screaming and crying.
The man asks the doctor, “What’s with the nun?”
The doctor says, “Oh, I just told her she’s pregnant.”
The man says, “Really, the nun’s pregnant?”
The doctor answers, “No, but it certainly cured her hiccups.”
Uuuh…okay
After purchasing a canvas signed “Picasso,” an art dealer travelled all the way to Cannes, where Picasso was working in his studio, to discover whether it was genuine.
Picasso cast a single look at the canvas and announced, “It’s a fake.”
A few months later the dealer bought another canvas signed “Picasso.”
Again he travelled to Cannes and after a single glance Picasso grunted, “It’s a fake.”
“But cher maitre,” expostulated the dealer, “It so happens that I saw you with my own eyes working on this very picture several years ago.”
Picasso shrugged, “I often paint fakes.”
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