Good or bad news?
A doctor looks up from the patient’s test results and says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“Well,” the patient responds, “Give me the good news first.”
The doctor replies, “We’re going to name a disease after you.”
Be specific
A young woman asks the manager of a designer boutique, “May I try on that dress in the window?”
“Go ahead,” the manager shrugs, “Maybe it will attract business.”
One phone call
Two teenagers are arrested for the possession of marijuana. At the police station they are told that they are entitled to one phone call.
An hour later a man entered the station and asks for the teenagers by name.
The sergeant says, “I suppose you are their lawyer.”
“Nope,” the man replies. “I’m just here to deliver their pizza.”
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