Friendly neighbour
Every time a man’s neighbour comes to his house, he asks to borrow something. So, the man tells his wife that he figured out how to stop him.
The next day the neighbour comes over and says, “Are you going to be using your power saw today?”
The man answers, “I’m sorry, but I will be using the saw all day.”
His neighbour replies, “In that case, would you mind if I borrowed your golf clubs?”
Ugly duckling
After a doctor examines a patient, he goes out to talk to the man’s wife.
The doctor says, “I don’t like the looks of your husband.”
The wife says, “I don’t either, but he’s good to the children and he’s a good provider.”
Takes bravery
Two skeletons are talking in a anatomy professor’s closet.
One says, “What are we doing just hanging around in this dusty closet?”
The other one responds, “I don’t know. If we had any guts we would get out of here.”
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