Necessary Chaos
A man from New York is vacationing on the sunny Mediterranean island of Malta. Even for a New Yorker the traffic was chaotic, so he asked his hotel concierge why it was so disorderly.
The concierge replies, “Well in some countries they drive on the left side of the road. In others they drive on the right side of the road. Here we drive in the shade.”
26-day recovery
A man goes to his doctor and hands him a note that says, “I can’t talk! Can you help me?”
The doctor replies, “Yes, put your hand on the table.”
When the man does so, the doctor drops a large medical book on the man’s thumb. The man yells, “AAAAAAAA!”
“Good,” says the doctor, “Come back tomorrow and we’ll work on B.”
I can’t understand why…
A tenant complained to his landlord. “The people in the apartment upstairs are really annoying. Last night they stomped on the floor until midnight.” The landlord asked, “Did they wake you?” “No,” replied the tenant. “Fortunately I was up playing the tuba.”
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