Flu season
At the peak of the cold and flu season a family doctor is giving a record number of penicillin injections.
Tacked to the door of his inner office was a notice: “To save time, please back into the office.”
Money or the cell
A judge tells a defendant his ruling, “Twenty days or R1 000.”
The defendant responds, “I’ll take the money, your Honor.”
Mistaken identity
A group of people and a cute little dog are waiting on a street corner for the light to change. One man says to another, “Does your dog bite?”
The other man says, “No.”
So the first man reaches down to pet the dog, and the cute little dog bites him.
“Ouch!” the wounded man screams, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite.”
The other man responds, “That’s not my dog.”
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