Outsmarting you
A beggar had a reputation for not being very smart.
When someone offered him a choice between R10 and R20, he always takes the R10.
One day a man tells him he should choose the R20 because it is worth twice as much.
The beggar says, “I know, but if I choose the R20, people will stop making the offer.”
Reaching a resolution
Doctor reading a resolution at the annual medical meeting: “All in favour, stick out your tongue and say, ‘Ah.’”
Specialised diet
Several woman are talking about their eating habits. One says, “I’m a light eater.”
Another woman says, “You must be kidding!?”
The first woman responds, “I’m not kidding, the minute it gets light, I start to eat.”
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