Side effect of surgery
A man complains to the hospital that after his wife had surgery, she lost all interest in him.
A hospital spokesman replies, “Your wife was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight.”
History lesson
In the old days a common entertainment included playing various card games. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards, but only applicable to the Ace of Spades.
To avoid paying the tax, some people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet since most games require 52 cards, these people were not considered to be very bright.
As the saying goes, “They weren’t playing with a full deck.”
SOS
As a passenger ship passes by a small island, a bearded man can be seen shouting and furiously waving his arms.
“Who is that?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I have no idea,” the captain replies, “But every year when we pass by he goes crazy.”
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