Petty queen
A woman went into a greeting card store and asks the clerk, “Do you have a get-well card that hints she’s not as sick as she thinks she is?”
Full disclosure
A butcher who had been answering a customer’s questions about the origin of his beef for a rather long time finally says, “Anything else you’d like to know? Perhaps the name of the cow?”
Q&A
Q: What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A: “A bug that says grace before it eats your house.”
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