Sage advice
A young woman who is about to take her driving test asks her mother for advice about parallel parking.
Her mother replies, “There’s nothing to it. You back up until you run into the car behind, then go forward until you run into the car ahead.”
Domino effect
A woman inching through the traffic in downtown Atlanta one morning struck up a conversation with a fellow in the adjacent car. Noting that it was 9:30, she remarks, “Well, I’m glad I wasn’t in that 8:30 traffic.”
“I hate to tell you this lady,” the man replies, “but this is the 8:30 traffic.”
Q&A
Q: Who goes to the city to get away from it all?
A: Forest Rangers.
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